Badvertising – New Mother by Coke

Many including startup blog predicted the death of Mother Energy Drink before it was launched. By the way this was Coca Cola Australia’s 4th attempt to get a share of the energy soft drink market. Other attempts included Lift Plus, Burn and Sprite recharge. All of which bombed.

As predicted ‘Mother’ should have been called ‘Dog’. So they’ve burried the old stock on hand and Coke have re-launched Mother with an all new fix all flavour. Which has lead to the following badvertising:

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Memo to Coke Marketing team: Taste has nothing to do with it. Half of Red Bull’s consumers even admit they don’t like the taste. Consumers know the same people developed the flavour profile of this launch too, and yes they know it’s made by Coke.

The energy space is already occupied in the minds of consumers. The market is already dominated by two powerful brands with strong identities & distribution depth. Save your money on advertising and put it towards buying Red Bull gloablly or V for the Asia Pacific market – because this category is already game set match. The two horse race which all categories become has been run and won.

One more thing – this spot is so contrived, your target market would be laughing at you.

Kind regards – Startup Blog.

Note to start ups – if you’re launching a me too, without a price, distribution or technology advantage – best to re-think the launch plans. If Coke can’t do it – why can you?

Virtual ‘Radvertising’ – Heineken

This is ‘radvertising’ for many reasons.

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  • It highlights a single minded product benefit – nothing artifical
  • It leverages historical brand postioning & authenticity – so it’s believable
  • Chooses a topical juxtapostion which is easily understood
  • Has broad appeal which can cross the chasm of age demographics
  • The creative idea is strongly linked to the consumption environment & category
  • It’s sneezeworthy (worth spreading / has viral potential)
  • It’s entertaining. Which by the way is never, ever an objective of ‘radvertising’. It’s a BONUS.

More ‘Badvertising’ – Cadbury trucks

After the viral success the Cadbury Gorilla achieved, there is nothing to like about this follow up advertisement.

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According to startup blog here’s why:

  • Poor branding, the brand is just an addendum
  • There’s no real link between the category, chocolate consumption and the advertising idea
  • It’s not particularly sneeze worthy (using a Seth-ism) and slightly boring
  • The budget seems a lot bigger than the idea 

Start up lesson: Sometimes big budgets can be a disadvantage.

Given I’ve recently consulted for Cadbury, you can be sure my opinions on this blog are real and never contrived or influenced.

Hema – Wow!

HEMA is a Dutch department store. The first store opened on November 4, 1926, in Amsterdam.

Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands. HEMA also has stores in Belgium, Luxemburg, and Germany.

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Take a look at HEMA’s product page (switch sound on first).

You can’t order anything and it’s in Dutch but just wait a couple of seconds and watch what happens.

  

Click here to see it.

Click on ‘nog een keer’ to replay, it’s worth a second look…

Startups – get Wow !

How to kill a brand – 101

It seems that the National Heart Foundation just can’t help themselves. They’ve put the next nail in the coffin of the brand that was the once respected National Heart Foundation Tick.

 Heart Foundation Tick 

A logo which once upon a time meant the food it appeared on was healthy.

  

If the Mcdonalds disaster wasn’t enough last year. Then surely they’re getting very close to the tipping point now.

  

By endorsing a certain pizza chain’s pizza, they are saying:

 

“Oh well, people eat junk food, so we thought we’d recommend the best of a bad lot”

Brands are never about ‘content’ they are about ‘context’. So what if this particlar pizza has less salt and fat? The association with fast food wont change the opinion of pizza, just marginalise the heart tick. Our world view on pizza is already formed.

You can read more about it here.

“If you can’t beat them, join them” ?

Startup blog says: such a mentality is a sure way for you and your brand to be absorbed into nothingness.