Nestle

I got this bacn from someone in my permission database.

 

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Some messages for startups and employees alike. As well as a little Machiavellian humour.

Thanks for getting in touch!

Got this email back from a company that sells custom t-shirts on the web called Neighbourhoodies after I sent in an email query. 

Dear Steve,

We at Neighborhoodies think Curiosity is an underrated virtue, so thank you for writing in. This email is merely to confirm that your question or comment has been successfully received. 

Here is your ticket number:

 http://www.neighborhoodies.com/ticket_view.php?tlid=8L4Q4I 

Ticket Number: 8L4Q4I0s3E8uxyt  

It is a meaningless number and you do not need it. Nevertheless, please print out this number, memorize it, then shred the number into pieces and eat it. Chew first. If at that moment your phone rings, it’s us. Let the phone ring twice then speak the code in Swiss-German, or make guttural sounds to indicate you are choking on the shredded bits.

Thank you. 

Sincerely, Neighborhoodies 

It tells me so much about them, their values, that they’re human and they have a sense of humour. All the things that ‘real people’ have and corporate facades do not.

Cost – zero. Value – infinite.  

Kudos Neighbourhoodies.

Voice overs

There is nothing worse than an advertising voice over. (yes advertisers, we recognize it)

Here’s what it says to the audience:

We don’t care who you are

We don’t care where you’re from

We don’t respect your culture

We think we can stooge you

We think you won’t know the difference

We think all our customers are the same

We talk to you, not with you

To me it makes no sense to be stingy on making a TVC worth $500k when you’re spending over $5m on media. It’s a false economy, especially when the media doesn’t work and it turns off the potential audience you’re trying to persuade.

… good advertising

 

funny advertising is not necessarily…

celebrity endorsement is rarely….

huge budgets do not ensure….

strong cut through doesn’t ensure…

we need to remember the brand not the ad to be…

to spend more on media and less on creative doesn’t make…

doing a voice over doesn’t create…

TV is not the only place for…

TV is most likely not the place for… 

if we the target didn’t buy it, it wasn’t…

just because you don’t like it, it can still be…

global advertising is rarely…

really cheap methods can create…

word of mouth is always the best form of…

 

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